“No, don’t call me a hero. Do you know who the real heroes are? The guys who wake up every morning and go into their normal jobs and get a distress call from the commissioner and take off their glasses and change into capes and fly around, fighting crime. Those are the real heroes.”
—Dwight Schrute
January 2011
9 posts
“Yeah, I went hunting once. Shot the deer in the leg. Had to kill it with a shovel. Took about an hour. Why do you ask?”
—Michael Scott
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“True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend…”
—Mitch Martin
Hottest 100 Voting
My picks:
1. The Holidays- Golden Sky
2. Arcade Fire- Month Of May
3. Shout Out Louds- Walls
4. The National- Bloodbuzz Ohio
5. Broken Bells- The Ghost Inside
6. The Black Keys- Howlin’ For You
7. The New Pornographers- Your Hands (Together)
8. She & Him- In The Sun
9. Kanye West- Power
10. Little Red- Rock It
Honourable mentions: Dr Dog- Shadow People, Parades- Past Lives & BRMC- Beat The Devil’s Tattoo
“Why don’t you get off your board.. and get on.. get out of you my dreams and into my car”
—Peter Klaven
December 2010
10 posts
“You know, Barry, I’ve been doing this job for twenty minutes… years! Twenty years. Since I was… fifteen. And uhh you know, it doesn’t get any easier. That’s why I’ve made my decision to retire. That’s right, Barry, I’m retiring. Nogsy was my last case. I’ve had a hundred per cent success rate. I’m only getting older and slower. It’s time for this old warhorse to be put out to pasture.”
—Manny Bianco
